Stinky Kid

Joey Fatone, Joey Lawrence, Joey McIntyre and Drew Lachey were all hanging out at The Stinky Pit Nightclub in the Toe Jam Hotel in Las Vegas on Tuesday night, sources tell Rowsdower.

Hi, I’m Zap Rowsdower. I heard about your blog from a kid that I once shared a journey with, Troy. It had been a while since I talked to him last. Anyways, I would like to use this time to let you guys know that I have been actively involved in the stinky kid world almost my whole life (after I was a business man, that is… businesses tend to not hire stinky kids). I just found out from Troy, who is an avid reader of this blog, that our kind is known as “stinky kid” and there are thousands around the great nation of Canada and her sister the US, and even more abroad, in other nations such as Germany and Luxembourg. In my home town, everyone is what you would call a “stinky kid”. Anyways, after I quit the Xiox cult, things got difficult. I began drinking, and then things just got worse, but then my savior came in the form of a tight-red-sweater-wearin’ kid. After we stuck it to Satoris and his bunch of wieners, we went to the hot cake house and got some brats. Then my tattoo disappeared. I’m not used to writin’.