This just in: Farts ARE funny
Conclusive proof has been established that farts are indeed funny. It seems that 66.66% of poll respondants agree that indeed, farts are funny, leaving 33.33% in the absolute wrong. It looks like comedians have a new focal point for their acts if they get in the game soon.
Although, it must be pointed out that 100% of the respondants were stinky kids, and people who associate with each other somewhat regularly, so the results are far from randomized. Still though, conclusive proof.
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If someone says farts aren’t funny, you know they are a liar. everyone thinks farts are funny. some people just hold a straight face better than others. thats all. they’re just bragging about being able to not express how fucking hilarious it is when somebody cuts huge farts in church or an elevator or the opera. now that’s funny.
Comment by Raper — November 13, 2007 @ 12:46 am