Stinky Kid

It has just come to the attention of this stinkporter that a great injustice is being done in the area of Houston, Texas. Wait, no, it was done several years ago, but still! The leaders of that far too fair city have passed regulations stating that ‘patrons with offensive bodily hygiene that constitutes a nuisance to others will not be allowed inside the library.’ What? Seriously? First you alienate us, then you stop making acid washed jeans in an obvious attempt to control our numbers by inhibiting our mating habits, and now we can’t even use the libary! This shall not stand! There will be rioting in the streets! Or there would be if Houston hadn’t already tightened the noose on stinky freedoms! I reserve the right to have offensive body odor and to be a nuisance to whomever I please!

FREEEEEDDDDOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!