Stinky Kid

Joey Fatone, Joey Lawrence, Joey McIntyre and Drew Lachey were all hanging out at The Stinky Pit Nightclub in the Toe Jam Hotel in Las Vegas on Tuesday night, sources tell Rowsdower.

Self proclaiming “Stinky World - User Submitted Stinky News with free speech,” Stinky World News users have clearly forgotten a thing or two about a thing or two. Namely, what “stinky” means ad in some cases, even what “news” means. This reader updated news site seems to me at best a site of slightly stinkish real news items, and at worst a cheap Hollywood gossip page, featuring such “stinky” items as “Microsoft: The software giant stumbles on its soapbox,” a piece that tells of a “mudslinging spat” between Microsoft and Google in which Microsoft apparently says something hypocritical (is that still news to some people?). The vast majority of stories are more along the lines of, “Boy Band Bonanza!” and “UNCONFIRMED: How many things can Mena Suvari Carry at one time?” I swear to God, I didn’t make that up. That headline is on the page of a “Stinky News” site. Wow. If that’s news, I smell like Lilac Valley Dream. The sites creator seemed to have something else in mind, saying, ” Did you find a stinky story about dirty politics or stinky pictures? Submit it here!” However, her dream has clearly been muddied by the stinky waters of any user based content website. Boy Band Bonanza indeed. You should be ashamed!

StinkyJournalism.org is a website dedicated to rooting out news stories that stink. Check out the news site that admits, “facts smell fishy” and claims to “snoot out the stink factor.” Can this site be trusted? Stinky experts do not want to comment, but it is at least a good read, with editorials on such actual news stories as “Monkeyfishing: Cruel and Unusual? or Good Sporting Fun?” and “Cat gives birth to Puppies!”
Stinkykid.com is hoping to exchange links with Stinkyjournalism.com at some date in the near future. Maybe even some brand of Stinky Alliance! After all, they’re dedicated to bringing the stinky news to people, and we’re dedicated to bringing news to stinky people.

In the upper right hand corner of this page you should see a voting box. I would strongly urge everyone who comes to this page (all 3 of you) to vote. The results of this survey will have a large impact in the study of funny flatulence, a controversial subject among stinky kid circles, and indeed circles of ‘norms’ as well.

Hi, I’m Zap Rowsdower. I heard about your blog from a kid that I once shared a journey with, Troy. It had been a while since I talked to him last. Anyways, I would like to use this time to let you guys know that I have been actively involved in the stinky kid world almost my whole life (after I was a business man, that is… businesses tend to not hire stinky kids). I just found out from Troy, who is an avid reader of this blog, that our kind is known as “stinky kid” and there are thousands around the great nation of Canada and her sister the US, and even more abroad, in other nations such as Germany and Luxembourg. In my home town, everyone is what you would call a “stinky kid”. Anyways, after I quit the Xiox cult, things got difficult. I began drinking, and then things just got worse, but then my savior came in the form of a tight-red-sweater-wearin’ kid. After we stuck it to Satoris and his bunch of wieners, we went to the hot cake house and got some brats. Then my tattoo disappeared. I’m not used to writin’.

We’ve got a new contributing author, he is an x-member of the Xiox cult. Later, he helped bring down the cult and save the life of a young lad named Troy in the process. He is Zap Rowsdower, and we’re very glad to hear his insight into the stinky kid realm, which he knows so much about.

That’s right. stinkykid.com is back up. You guys probably all thought that we had given up on the majestic duties of Stinktologists. Nope, and please have more faith next time.